“ A Merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones” Proverbs 17:22
Humor after all is impossible without faith. Because one is able to smile through their tears & laugh despite tragedy! Recently I got a new I-Phone. I was so excited that I got up early one morning to play with it and set all the applications into motion. Unexpectedly as I was sifting through emails etc. I saw this horrible looking woman. Her blonde hair was dry and unkempt it looked like a bird nest and her face looked wrinkled and puffed. Oh my gosh, I thought what an ugly woman? She was wearing crinkled old blue sweat pants and top similar to mine.
GOOD LORD MAN!
Oh Lardy! I then realized IT WAS ME! I had hit the FACETIME BUTTON on accident. Lardy, Lardy, I vowed never to use that feature again and to this day it is marked, DO NOT USE!
My husband talked me into buying a long blonde wig so that I could be much more sexy. When I tried it on, he said I looked like a women of the evening. When I tried out for a Senior Center event wearing it, before the performance I was shifted offstage by the director. She told me I was too sexy and not to bend over in my short nurse outfit, because she didn’t want any of the senior men to have a heart attack during my performance.
I fell down the stairs! and I didn’t need to dress up for Halloween this year. I had one large black eye so I went as a pirate! My black eye lasted for over a week and the reactions were astonishing. While in Big Lots a man screamed at me to DIVORCE THE CREEP.
I fell down the stairs, I replied. Yah I know he answered! DIVORCE THE CREEP! At my fitness club the Manager noticed me and told me He would beat up my husband for slugging me. I told him I fell down the stairs! He replied Yaw right!
Last week I chipped two front teeth. Yaw! Right before Christmas. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. When I got up from the Dentists chair I had Chair Hair. You know Chair hair a big gap in the back of your head of hair. I looked like the woman on FACE TIME. Then the dentist said, “Wow you have such a small mouth.” I told him that was funny….. my husband said I had a big mouth.
When I left the dentists I went to Walmart. I couldn’t speak because of the Novocaine and this guy Yelled. DIVORCE THE CREEP. Then in the checkout line the cashier told me I had chair hair.
In the face of tragedy I was able to find some funny. Today I will prove to the world that I am a believer! I will laugh up a storm in the middle of one. I hope you will too. With GOD all things are possible.
HAVE A DELIGHTFUL LAUGHABLE DAY!
